The earplug song

I bought earplugs!!!
Earplugs,
earplugs,
earplugs,
earplugs,
Worth ten times their weight in gold!
Can even take an em cima hold!
ARMORED!
READY FOR BATTLE!

Twenty pairs of EXTRA SOFT Hearo's.
Hearo's,
Hearo's,
Hearo's,
Hearo's,
Better than beer-o's!
Never more fear-o's!
ARMORED!
READY FOR BATTLE!